I wish I was born in the great land of Germany, in a town called Wasserburg. I wish I was born into a family of great wealth and intellectual proclivities. I wish my parents had taught me valuable lessons about life, while giving me a great library in which to search for the world's finest authors and history's most intelligent minds. I wish I had graduated from the world's best universities with degrees in computer engineering, recombinant genetics, political science, philosophy, and a myriad of other great doctrines of human achievement. I wish my days were filled with pleasure, fulfillment, and contentment.