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AHHH! C'mon Fuck A Guy!
Outrageous gas prices, that's what you pay
Clint Eastwood in the movie, go ahead make my day
Blankfist in your bed, that's why you're gay
AHHHHH, this thread's running dry!
AHHH! C'mon Fuck A Guy!
Too much cheese in my diet, that's what I shit.
Roast IX: Who the f**k is this guy? (Parody Talk Post)
McCain still claiming USA founded on Judeo-Christian values
I'm nothing without a divine invisible authoritarian to tell me exactly how to live my life. Without a god in my life, I feel like I could just rape a nun with a soldering iron, then defecate on a kitten while scraping uteri with wire hangers. Or eat at Wendy's and go to work, then watch videos on a sifting site. Either way, I need to know how my robotic overlord wants me to behave. How would I ever figure it out on my own? Impossible, I tell you. Impossible!
>> ^quantumushroom:
Without God, there is no good or evil. Everything is permitted.
Obama's Veep Pick Predictions? (Election08 Talk Post)
>> ^MarineGunrock:
Ted Stevens.
Show off boxer gets knocked out.....HILARIOUS
Michael Phelps Unsportsmanlike Behavior?
AHHH! C'mon Fuck A Guy!
And I hurt my left eye
Now I'm wincing in pain
Just like I'm Popeye
AHHHH, Guh-Guh-Guh!
Obama's Veep Pick Predictions? (Election08 Talk Post)
Side effects may include increased taxes on the rich, a decrease in aggression and a swelling of the hope glands.
Do not use ObamaKaine if you are Republican, plan on becoming Republican, or are breast-feeding.
>> ^maatc:
I say Tim Kaine, because ObamaKaine sounds like a very addictive drug.
Obama's Veep Pick Predictions? (Election08 Talk Post)
Which one am I? ...an Idahoan with insomnia.
>> ^dag:
It would be pretty funny if Obama picked Hagel and McCain picked Lieberman.
Thinker - I do talk to myself at this time of the night when only Aussies, Kuwaitis and Kurazies are up. Which one are you?
Sam Harris: What happens if you really follow the bible
Or when Onan is told by god to impregnate his sister-in-law, but at the last moment he hesitates and "spills his seed on the ground." Which naturally makes God strike him dead on the spot.
Or when Uzziah, remembering that the Ark of the Covenant is not allowed to touch the ground, reaches up to steady it when a Levite carrier falls, and Uzziah is naturally struck dead by God on the spot, because not only is the ark not allowed to touch the ground, but man cannot touch it, either.
Or in the New Testament, after Jesus died, when Ananias and Sapphira lie about their income and the taxes they owed the fledgling church, and are naturally struck dead by God on the spot.
Must I continue? Because I can, if it's necessary. Which should speak volumes about this highly-touted collection of misogynist, incestual, violent and un-scientific drivel concocted by forty men living in ancient times when women and slaves were not humans, when children were to be seen and not heard, when kings massacred thousands under heavenly guidance, when mythology reigned in the minds of uneducated masses and when questioning the goals and directives of your supreme deity caused your immediate death by those who were your brothers and your kin.
No matter who wrote the Bible, either God or man, it speaks to the character of both.
Sam Harris: What happens if you really follow the bible
>> ^Dadeeo:
There is no conflict, the Bible was written by men and still is the Holy Word of God.
Obama's Veep Pick Predictions? (Election08 Talk Post)
Hilary is too polarizing. He won't pick her unless he desperately needs to win West Virginia.
Roast IX: Who the f**k is this guy? (Parody Talk Post)
Roast IX: Who the f**k is this guy? (Parody Talk Post)