Don't ask me why, but I got the same feeling I get when I watch any of the Maru cat videos. And sure enough, at the end, it was Japanese. Now that makes me wonder what qualities of both videos are distinctly Japanese. Points to ponder...
I just like the fact that the year long break helped increase Choggie's grammar skills. At least he is using punctuation appropriately now. 100% improvement over some of his old posts. Good for you!
Scary: Pat Robertson and religious nutjobs believe that candy can be possessed by demonic forces. Scarier: People actually believe them. Scariest: Some kid out there is going to wind up victim to his/her parents psychosis and get an axe in the head because the ate a Twizzler. (Give it time....give it time.)
That must feel both completely alien and completely wonderful to the bird. I mean, think about it? Do birds ever get massages? It'd be like discovering that if you shake all over (like dogs do when they get wet), you suddenly get sexually aroused.
He's going about it all the wrong way. I would have stopped everything and said "Hold on a minute, I just have to get this out of the way." Then I would have turned, stared directly at her tits for a full minute.
Then, I would have turned back and said, "There. Done."
Five seconds later, "Nope! Didn't work..." Then I'd turn and stare again for another minute.
My high school geometry teacher, Mr. Ungrich, was kind of cool like this. For instance, for the final, he let you have your choice of 1) a 100 question test, or 2) only 3 problems, chosen at random from a hat. But the 3 problems could range from anything that we covered that year, and if you only got 2 right, then you got only 66% on the final, meaning a D.
The cool thing was, he threw in "give away" questions in the hat. One guy got "Are you wearing a hat?" and I remember getting "What color is the sky?". (To be fair, I was told later that there were several questions like that on the 100 question test as well...)
Incredible. The only trade-off I see is not being able to get what you really want to eat, shower with, etc. But then again, with all the money saved, you can get what you want....
This is why I'm heading to Hollywood. Because if a this pedo can blend farm animals, Rasta Fari and yoga together and get it on TV, then I've got it made.
Bumped from 1st Class for Wearing a Jump Suit
He should write a song about it
United again. First they break guitars, then they upgrade/degrade you. What's next United?
Buckets and balls
Maru's Cat-sized Hamster Wheel!
Woman Attacks Husbands Cars With Golf Clubs
And this isn't bi-polar disorder. Hyper-emotional POS syndrome, maybe, but bi-polar? No.
TYT - Cop Busted watching child porn. leaves crumb trail
Keith Olbermann: Pat Robertson & "Demon" Halloween Candy
Scarier: People actually believe them.
Scariest: Some kid out there is going to wind up victim to his/her parents psychosis and get an axe in the head because the ate a Twizzler. (Give it time....give it time.)
Owl Loves A Good Noggin Scratch
Insane cat lady. Biggest WTF ever!
George Lucas restored version of Singin' In The Rain
Let me guess. Howard the Duck?
Hamish and Andy Ghosting on the Jay Leno Show
Must... Not... Stare... At... Cleavage.....
Then, I would have turned back and said, "There. Done."
Five seconds later, "Nope! Didn't work..." Then I'd turn and stare again for another minute.
Christopher Walken Does Lady Gaga's Poker Face
Choggie rhymes with... (User Poll by xxovercastxx)
R O T T E N S E E D (soory ladies) (Bravo Talk Post)
More Warehouse Failure!
"Uh oh. Ohh... Ohhhhhhhhhh, Awwwww man!!! Hahahahahaha. That sucked."
Surprise Homecoming!
Christopher Walken Does Lady Gaga's Poker Face
The Coolest Math Teacher
The cool thing was, he threw in "give away" questions in the hat. One guy got "Are you wearing a hat?" and I remember getting "What color is the sky?". (To be fair, I was told later that there were several questions like that on the 100 question test as well...)
Fake? Mom feeds family of 6 on $4 a week
I think my brain just caved in on itself.
Real yoga teacher, a creepy pedophile, or brilliant comedy?