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Best porn intro ever!

published by southblvd

3 months 3 weeks ago • 8089 views

tags: action, suspense, snakes, hungary, dangerous, canada, wrestling

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Gotta watch out for those garter snakes!

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*Canada
Nothing gets our game on than our garter snakes, I tell ya.

written by doogle

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Invocations (canada) cannot be called by doogle because doogle is not privileged - sorry.

written by siftbot

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Lol, this is so true and real. This time I was in Canada as a foreign exchange student my professor beat up a snake and then, hmm, maybe I'm sharing too much with you people.

written by gwiz665

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Hell yes! *nochannel *canada *wtf *actionpack *terrible

written by sbchapm

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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This video has been removed from all channels (Actionpack, Terrible, Wtf) due to invalid channel assignment - nochannel invoked by sbchapm. Please review the FAQ to learn about appropriate channel assignments.

Adding video to channels (Actionpack, Canada, Terrible, Wtf) - requested by sbchapm.

written by siftbot

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Even Ed Wood was embarrassed by that one

written by Jordass

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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this has to be a porno, and that guy had better be packin some huge junk to make up for that.

written by Dignant_Pink | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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This is so bad that it's ............ well, bad.

written by thegrimsleeper

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Serves her right for smelling the ferns.

written by Trancecoach

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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So . . . that entire . . . well-choreographed, epic battle-scene was merely a set-up for a genital reveal!?! Man, I thought King Kong was bad, but Peter Jackson just continues to slip.

written by icarus | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I played in that movie.
I was the snake. In fact, a part of me was ...

written by Bakalex

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Wow, that was dumb.

written by ant

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Oooh yeah, smell that leaf!

written by Zeph

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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The porn industry still hasn't recovered from the writers strike.

written by dystopianfuturetoday

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Cliff hanger alert!

written by Raaagh | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Video was definitely 'wtf' but dystopian's comment made it worth it .. lol!

written by ashes2flames

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Needs more *terrible.

written by calvados

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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what happens next?...guess I'll have to check out the advertised website...

written by Fedquip

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I'd be more concerned about the snake under that tranny's dress.

written by Xax | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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top 15, booyah!

written by southblvd

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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All this imagery of a man "wrestling" with a "snake" seems to suggest that this is gay porn.

written by Kerotan | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Why do Canadians like to do it doggystyle?

So we can both watch the Hockey Game!

Ohhh, snap!

written by Throbbin | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Take notes fellas. This guy has game. No really, after this the pair sat down for a nice, relaxing game of Chutes'n'Ladders!

written by AnimalsForCrackers

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Watch out for snakes!

(Eegah anyone?)

written by EnemyCombatant

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Holy crap, that was a big garter snake.

written by Chaucer | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I always thought they were "garden" snakes. Cool. Even bad porn can be instructive.

written by Payback

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...and why the fuck are there palm trees if it's Canada?

written by Payback

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Vancouver, that's why.

>> ^Payback:
...and why the fuck are there palm trees if it's Canada?

written by therealblankman

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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69 upvotes
how ironic

written by southblvd

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I liked him in Waterworld, didn't see The Postman.

written by quantumushroom

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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See a snake, expose your penis. Perfectly rational behavior.

written by raddishs

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Sauce!

Oh wait... I mean, please kind sir, would be so kind as to provide a title of this amazing piece of literature and art in motion?

written by jmd

| 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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I don't know what you guys are talking about. The only thing I saw in that video was a bad ass take down a giant snake in front of a pretty lady.

written by Abel_Prisc | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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