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How many times can you lift a bag of cement?
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written by rottenseed  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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What exactly do you do around here, siftbot?


written by rottenseed  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Awesome! Did they pre-cut it? Or did it just break from hitting his head?


written by furrycloud  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Watch and you can see the guy behind him with a knife quickly jab up at it when he lifts it. The horrible thing is if that is actually cement the incredibly dangerous effects when you breath the dust into your lungs.


written by Jordass  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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cement is caustic/toxic like Jordass said.

You do not want that stuff in your eyes/nose for sure.


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written by shuac  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^honkeytonk73:
cement is caustic/toxic like Jordass said.

You do not want that stuff in your eyes/nose for sure.


Yeah... I'm sure the average joes did not think about the possible medical effects of dumping a bag of cement on their youngest employee's head.






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>> ^rottenseed:
What exactly do you do around here, siftbot?


He deals with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to! He has people skills! He is good at dealing with people!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!



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Siftbot wouldn't have fallen for that...


written by Payback  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Cement or pure plaster would be pretty bad for the eyes.

Firstly, cement when wet is highly alkaline (~pH 13) which would with sweaty skin could cause 1st, 2nd and even 3rd degree burns depending on exposure.
Forget about the eyes, and mucous membranes.
Exposure to airborne dust may cause immediate or delayed irritation of the eyes. Depending on the level of exposure, effects may range from redness to chemical burns and blindness.
http://www.cdc.gov/eLCOSH/docs/d0500/d000513/d000513.html

Also, the chemical reaction when plaster mixes with water is exothermic. Which could also lead to burning.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plaster

Right, I think i'll scrub plasterer off the potential jobs list.


written by StringerBell  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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I heard he took a shower afterward and turned into a statue.


written by jimnms  | 3 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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is this definitely a bag of cement?


>> ^StringerBell:
Cement or pure plaster would be pretty bad for the eyes.

Firstly, cement when wet is highly alkaline (~pH 13) which would with sweaty skin could cause 1st, 2nd and even 3rd degree burns depending on exposure.
Forget about the eyes, and mucous membranes.
Exposure to airborne dust may cause immediate or delayed irritation of the eyes. Depending on the level of exposure, effects may range from redness to chemical burns and blindness.
http://www.cdc.gov/eLCOSH/docs/d0500/d000513/d000513.html

Also, the chemical reaction when plaster mixes with water is exothermic. Which could also lead to burning.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plaster

Right, I think i'll scrub plasterer off the potential jobs list.






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The camera guy's laughter got me more than the prank itself.


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