Jesus Died LOL - a reaction to a gamertag
tags:Some guy makes his gamertag 'Jesus Died LOL' and puts a compilation together of reactions to that name.
Is he really surprised? That's what happens when you troll.
Also, 14 year-olds need better words to insult people with.
Is he really surprised? That's what happens when you troll.
Also, 14 year-olds need better words to insult people with.








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Adding video to channels (Controversy, Geek, Religion, Terrible, Videogames) - requested by thegrimsleeper.
"Fuck you Jesus!"
"Fuck you, Jesus!"
Jesus died on the cross and rose 3 days later. Jack Bauer did it in less than 15 minutes...and he's done it twice.
Jesus died on Friday night, and rose on Sunday morning. That's not three days.
Oh and who cares if Jesus died? He was just one of hundreds of people with the same story trying to make a quick buck. It just happened that his story became the most popular (I bet he'd have been shocked at how things went and he'd probably want a good chunk of the tithe money if he were still alive).
Really, he was killed even though he was God's son.. he was such a pussy. Arnold could beat the shit out of him. Hell, I could do that, and I'm a pussy too.
Jesus never existed and whatever you want to think of it doesn't matter. YOU are a pussy, you can't think.. you should wake up and start thinking instead of taking all those xbox penises up your nostrils.
Also, I'm drunk.
Also, I'm drunk.
That makes a great all around sig
Hilarious!
>> ^laura:
"Jesus is not dead, are you gay?"
Hilarious!
Um...fucking Jew gay bitch fucks! PWNED!
If you appeal to logic or reason, you're whining. If you're talking to someone in a normal way, this isn't a chat room stfu and play. If you're playing and not talking, you're an elitist fag. If you're annoyed about something, you're emo/raging. If you talk too much, you're a spammer.
Waitwait, i've got more! If you're nice to kids you hear on voice comms, you're a paedo. If you express amazement; "wtf?!" then what's the matter, UMAD LOL? If you're good at anything, you're a hacker. If you're under 19, you're a cs kiddie. If you don't know exactly what to do, you're a fucking newb. And when you get tired of all that shit and you leave - it's a ragequit.
Hey i like this!
As a side issue, may I add that online gaming is possibly the hardest place to come out as gay, and the choice of insults by these wankers is testament to why. I've come out to my family, my school, my university, my friends, to the first girl who told me she loved me... the place I've got the worst reaction was online gaming. Seriously.
Fag!
**Sorry. J/K. I have not a predjudiced bone in my body, but in context, I channeled one of the fucktards in the video. Honestly, I have no problem whatsoever with you and wish you well. I think I've said it elsewhere in here, I have several friends I think are gay, never asked, don't care. Well, two of them are married to each other, so it's a bit obvious, but oh well.
I've given up on public voice channels in games, either everyone gets muted or I open a private channel with my friends, because I simply can't tolerate the rampant adolescent ignorance assaulting my ears.
Between the "adults" shouting "Nigger!" are random intervals, and the squeaky prepubescent boys screeching "faggot" every chance they get, I don't know how anyone can stand having an open comm channel.
The way voice comms is used on public servers such as this is just plain horrible, I couldn't imagine sitting in home with all that hate and ego flowing out of my headphones. I certainly wouldn't want to expose a child to that.
Best thing you can do to improve your gaming experience is seek out a group of like minded folks and build a safe, fun gaming environment. Do that and your online gaming will be 10x as rewarding as public servers.
When I used to play counter strike (which was the worse of the worst for this type of behaviour) a group of friends and I did just this, renting our own server and kicking any hateful or agressive folks who showed up.
Before you know it you've got a crowd of regulars who are glad to have found a pleasant environment in which to play. It's worked out the same on pretty much everything else I've played.
These public server rats don't know what they're missing
>> Sorry. J/K. I have not a predjudiced bone in my body, but in context, I channeled one of the fucktards in the video. Honestly, I have no problem whatsoever with you and wish you well. I think I've said it elsewhere in here, I have several friends I think are gay, never asked, don't care. Well, two of them are married to each other, so it's a bit obvious, but oh well.
You didn't need the disclaimer, I knew you were joking.
BTW... I always thought USAHOLE was the best gamertag I'd seen. No one knew quite how to take it.
As a side issue, may I add that online gaming is possibly the hardest place to come out as gay, and the choice of insults by these wankers is testament to why. I've come out to my family, my school, my university, my friends, to the first girl who told me she loved me... the place I've got the worst reaction was online gaming. Seriously.
Sounds like someone's unfamiliar with John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/
Bwahaa. Glad I don't pay for Xbox live
Are you kidding?! This is the sole reason to pay for XBox Live! Getting drunk and trash talking in Halo should be an American-fucking-tradition lol.
I lol'd.
But yes, it's an entertaining video.
As a side issue, may I add that online gaming is possibly the hardest place to come out as gay, and the choice of insults by these wankers is testament to why. I've come out to my family, my school, my university, my friends, to the first girl who told me she loved me... the place I've got the worst reaction was online gaming. Seriously.
Fucking yes a thousand times over.
Wow, what a tolerant society you've created there Americans. Good job teaching your young!
Oh and who cares if Jesus died? He was just one of hundreds of people with the same story trying to make a quick buck. It just happened that his story became the most popular (I bet he'd have been shocked at how things went and he'd probably want a good chunk of the tithe money if he were still alive).
Do you really think that the Xbox live community (and even then only the ones offensive enough to make it onto a gag reel) represents American society? Lets go to a football match in England and wear a jersey making fun of the local team. Or go to Brazil after Pele's eventual death and wear a "Pele died LOL" shirt. There are juvenile wankers in every society - America never claimed to be an exception.
As a side issue, may I add that online gaming is possibly the hardest place to come out as gay, and the choice of insults by these wankers is testament to why. I've come out to my family, my school, my university, my friends, to the first girl who told me she loved me... the place I've got the worst reaction was online gaming. Seriously.
I never thought about this, but I can TOTALLY understand your point. Why are people such trolls on xbox?
Anonymity really brings out the best in people.
They are not necessarily anonymous.
I think rather its more the feeling of being anonymous, while not really anonymous.
Every one has a unique number, and it usually fits inside this range: 255.255.255.255.
PS: Your God doesn't exists LOL
The reason I both like and absolutely hate multiplayer in games
>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
As a side issue, may I add that online gaming is possibly the hardest place to come out as gay, and the choice of insults by these wankers is testament to why. I've come out to my family, my school, my university, my friends, to the first girl who told me she loved me... the place I've got the worst reaction was online gaming. Seriously.
Sounds like someone's unfamiliar with John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/
I am familiar with it... but it makes things that bit more unsettling. That these people would never call me a faggot to my face is perhaps true, but if we take it that (perceived) anonymity is all that it takes for them unveil their antisocial/homophobic tendencies, then they must have these tendencies in the first place. I don't believe that Internet anonymity makes people express opinions and attitudes that they don't already have. The strip you linked to is based on the premise that these are ordinary people - and that's disturbing too.
Bwahaa. Glad I don't pay for Xbox live
Why does this statement strike me the same way as someone saying "I'm glad I don't have a tv, I get so much done, and save so much money."
Why does this video make you glad you don't pay for xbox live?
Seems like random trolling to me.
SO.... I admit that RPG's are probably often less harsh than RPGs, but the environment in the RPGs varied a lot. I almost always found a community of people who were proud of diversity and contained a wide age spectrum (well, with me, they almost always had a wide spectrum, since I'm in my 50s). So, finding a guild of like-minded was always possible, but the point I wanted to make is this:
Over the ten years I've been gaming, the tone of the ambient background chat has gotten more progressive. I think if I had a chart of "number of times someone used gay as an insult per unit time", it would have a definite downward trend. Same for faggot. And every game I ever played, publicly using racial epithets like those the FPS folk are throwing about in this video was grounds for being banned.
Probably few read this far, but I also wanted to say, in defense of my FPS friends, I know people who have vast rings of FPS sites that they keep clean. I suppose some here would say nasty things about censorship because they basically kick anyone with a name that's an obvious troll, so our protagonist wouldn't have been able to record anything there--he would have been just gone.
This is all well and good, most of these guys are tolerant and accepting people. The problems seem to happen when the prepubescent christians (small 'c') join the group. Then you get all the Christian hubris and none of the life experience and wisdom to balance it out. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I've witnessed the squeaky voices launching verbal attacks on gays, jews, blacks, atheists...Obama supporters, all backed by Christian rhetoric and all spoken with an air of certainty that the world is in total agreement with their opinions. I just sit quietly but I do sometimes wonder why none of the older Christians in the group bother to reign them in, knowing full well that I'm an Atheist AND a Liberal.
Oh well, I guess religious tolerance is meant to be a one way road.
>> ^davidraine:
>> ^FlowersInHisHair:
As a side issue, may I add that online gaming is possibly the hardest place to come out as gay, and the choice of insults by these wankers is testament to why. I've come out to my family, my school, my university, my friends, to the first girl who told me she loved me... the place I've got the worst reaction was online gaming. Seriously.
Sounds like someone's unfamiliar with John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/
I think X-box live is especially full of dumb adolescents. In RPGs, like oxdottir mentions, this is much less widespread.