Do you remember Chris Rock's standup material when he talked about tossing salads? He said he learned about it on an HBO special. I believe it is this segment he was referring to.
This is horrifying. Can you imagine being stuck in the position to have to choose between this or whatever else? I think I'd take a near death beating before I'd do anything like this. Either way, it's just horrifying.
Well i guess this video will help keep people on the straight and narrow, which is good, but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it.
I had a salad for dinner tonight. As suggested, I tried putting jelly on it. it was excellent! ..really, you got to try it. far better than syrup. Thanks videosift..
Dear Schmawy, You have my deepest sympathy that ' Tossing The Salad' is your #2 video, surely destined to be #1. I will always remember you for so much more, the lovely railroad panaramas, the fervid elephant discourse, and of course, the tragedy of the Elvis impersonator and truck underride. I assume you have walked away in disgust, but, you know what they say about assumptions...I will keep a little flame of hope burning that you, Schmawy, are completely capable of rising above all the salad tossing, and sift for a new day. Hear,Hear.
this video has at least proven to be great fodder for the wise-cracking sifters, thank you all. I laughed my ass off (into inmate #151931035's mouth I might add).
If I die tonight I don't want to go out with this being my top video. Some one else can re-submit it. It's gotta be good for at least ten more votes. Here's the info...
Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, March 24th, 2008 12:23pm PDT - promote requested by uhohzombies.
Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 8:57am PDT - promote requested by kronosposeidon.
..next the RIAA is going to come out with a
"you wouldn't toss salad, so why would you download music" add.
nothing clever to say, but I lol'd at this thread.
As to the content of the video, I'm going with the nevermind crowd. Dayamn.
Note to self, never go to jail... ever.
I think you just motivated more people to vote for it.
So few Brokeback Salad jokes.
>> ^ElessarJD:
"but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it."
I think you just motivated more people to vote for it.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Chris-Rock-and-the-Tossed-Salad-man
As suggested, I tried putting jelly on it.
it was excellent! ..really, you got to try it. far better than syrup.
Thanks videosift..
..is there a 'cooking' channel?
ps, Abel Prisc, love the pic. VGCats ftw!
It's like he's describing what he has for breakfast - oh maybe he is.
You have my deepest sympathy that ' Tossing The Salad' is your #2 video, surely destined to be #1. I will always remember you for so much more, the lovely railroad panaramas, the fervid elephant discourse, and of course, the tragedy of the Elvis impersonator and truck underride. I assume you have walked away in disgust, but, you know what they say about assumptions...I will keep a little flame of hope burning that you, Schmawy, are completely capable of rising above all the salad tossing, and sift for a new day. Hear,Hear.
URL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA
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I do have my standards, however meager
wtf? weird, it promoted to unsifted...
*meme
Worst thing is though, if I was in that jail, I would be tossing his salad
: /